Via the excellent weblog Jungle Trader comes the story of taekwondo trained monkeys who turned on their master.
From the movie "War Monkies" via SciFiWire.com
Let this be a warning to us all: leave the monkeys in the jungle where they belong. All this teaching them sign language and technology and martial arts is going to turn on us when the bastards join the lizard army in enslaving us all.
DLH
Planet of the Apes was an ape society originally started by men. Gorillas with rifles? You’re right. Bad idea.